Honorable Gentlemen of the Kew Football Club. Mr. Joe president Chessari and the First Lady cordially invite you to bathe in the luxury waters of the presidential pool.

The White House concierge will welcome you at 10:00am sharp and direct you to the caviar table prior to bathing.

If you cannot attend this rare opportunity you are required to call the presidential lawyer Michael Cochrane on 0402 823 099 no later than 8:00am.

56 Cecil Street
Kew

Valet parking is available.